I found this little nugget of evil on TrendHunter. It’s called The Torture Game, and it is just sick. But I couldn’t help myself. I had to try it out.
To the nostalgic sounds of a drafty dungeon, I fired about 20 rounds into this helpless victim’s arms and shoulders (carefully avoiding the major organs, so he wouldn’t die quite yet). Then I moved on to the razor and scraped off a nice pound of flesh and just as his life bar was about to go out, I finished it all off with a final gun shot to the head.
Oh. Don’t forget the chainsaw.
Yeah. You know you want to click this link and try it for yourself.
I received an email today from Mozilla confirming that I helped to set the world record for most software downloads in 24 hours. With my help they reached 8,002,530 downloads! Congratulations Mozilla! Firefox 3 is amazing. I’ve never used a better browser!
I’m a little slow posting this, but this is one of the funniest videos I’ve since in a long time and I just had to share it. Official website is thewebsiteisdown.com
I’m sitting in my hotel room in Mountain View, CA getting ready to go to the Googleplex headquarters for some advanced training in Adwords tomorrow morning. I’m really excited and you can keep up with all the cool stuff in my Twitter feed. I’ll be posting pictures to the blog soon, but for now I’ll just give you a visual of where I will actually be at.
Ice T tells Souja Boy how it is in this mixtape converted to a video for Youtube. Actually he tells him to eat a dick, which is pretty funny. Watch it for yourself.
Soula Boy comes back with a response, but pretty much makes himself look like a total ass. Real talk. Total ass.
Seriously, real talk. Look at these tools behind him. Dressed up like a couple of gay twinkies going to the Sadie Hawkins dance.
Ice T replies. It’s time for some repercussions! Booya!
Real talk little boy, there’s a word for you, it’s called “one hit wonder”. You will be flipping burgers while the rest of us watch your face pop up on “Where are They Now?” episodes. Keep your mouth shut and maybe you end up on Best Week Ever.
Lostpedia (like crack for LOST addicts) did some great investigation into the mysterious Octagon Global Recruiting commercial that aired on May 29th. If you signed up on the OGR webpage, you would have received an email today. And there was an extra Easter egg on the webpage:
Finally, check out the linked website version of the email… and then go on the source code. Notice something fishy? There’s something there that says “March has 32 days”. Thanks to some clever work, its been established that this is a reference to the title of the last story from Mystery Tales No. 40, a comic book which appeared in the episode Cabin Fever (it was one of the items Richard Alpert presented to a young John Locke).
Real talk little boy, there’s a word for you, it’s called “one hit wonder”. You will be flipping burgers while the rest of us watch your face pop up on “Where are They Now?” episodes. Keep your mouth shut and maybe you end up on Best Week Ever.
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