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The Torture Game

July 5th, 2008 · No Comments

I found this little nugget of evil on TrendHunter. It’s called The Torture Game, and it is just sick. But I couldn’t help myself. I had to try it out.

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To the nostalgic sounds of a drafty dungeon, I fired about 20 rounds into this helpless victim’s arms and shoulders (carefully avoiding the major organs, so he wouldn’t die quite yet). Then I moved on to the razor and scraped off a nice pound of flesh and just as his life bar was about to go out, I finished it all off with a final gun shot to the head.
Oh. Don’t forget the chainsaw.
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Yeah. You know you want to click this link and try it for yourself.

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Happy July 4th

July 4th, 2008 · No Comments

Happy July 4th! Enjoy this video currently topping the viral video charts. It has nothing to do with America. Just some bad dancing.

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Chris Schaeffer to Mozilla: You’re Welcome

July 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

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I received an email today from Mozilla confirming that I helped to set the world record for most software downloads in 24 hours. With my help they reached 8,002,530 downloads! Congratulations Mozilla! Firefox 3 is amazing. I’ve never used a better browser!

And now, for something completely different…

Found at Attack of the Show

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Life in the IT world

July 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

I’m a little slow posting this, but this is one of the funniest videos I’ve since in a long time and I just had to share it. Official website is thewebsiteisdown.com

Found via dspille Twitter

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Jerod is Dead?

June 26th, 2008 · No Comments

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A website has started up claiming that Jerod the Subway poster boy has died.

It’s not true, but it is pretty funny that this rumor spread so far.

http://jaredremembered.com/

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In Mountain View, CA

June 24th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m sitting in my hotel room in Mountain View, CA getting ready to go to the Googleplex headquarters for some advanced training in Adwords tomorrow morning. I’m really excited and you can keep up with all the cool stuff in my Twitter feed. I’ll be posting pictures to the blog soon, but for now I’ll just give you a visual of where I will actually be at.



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That’s all for now, I have to try and sleep. It’s like the night before Christmas!!

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Ice-T and Souja Boy Youtube Feud

June 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Ice T tells Souja Boy how it is in this mixtape converted to a video for Youtube. Actually he tells him to eat a dick, which is pretty funny. Watch it for yourself.

Soula Boy comes back with a response, but pretty much makes himself look like a total ass. Real talk. Total ass.

Seriously, real talk. Look at these tools behind him. Dressed up like a couple of gay twinkies going to the Sadie Hawkins dance.

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Ice T replies. It’s time for some repercussions! Booya!

Zz2Db530B2Real talk little boy, there’s a word for you, it’s called “one hit wonder”. You will be flipping burgers while the rest of us watch your face pop up on “Where are They Now?” episodes. Keep your mouth shut and maybe you end up on Best Week Ever.

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Requiem For A Day Off

June 19th, 2008 · No Comments

Recently toping the viral video charts:

Tons more like this!
Must Love Jaws
Scary Mary Poppins
The Shining
Brokeback to the Future

and lots more…

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Octogon Global Recruiting

June 19th, 2008 · No Comments

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Lostpedia (like crack for LOST addicts) did some great investigation into the mysterious Octagon Global Recruiting commercial that aired on May 29th. If you signed up on the OGR webpage, you would have received an email today. And there was an extra Easter egg on the webpage:

Finally, check out the linked website version of the email… and then go on the source code. Notice something fishy? There’s something there that says “March has 32 days”. Thanks to some clever work, its been established that this is a reference to the title of the last story from Mystery Tales No. 40, a comic book which appeared in the episode Cabin Fever (it was one of the items Richard Alpert presented to a young John Locke).

So cool!

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Sister Robot by The Trons

June 17th, 2008 · No Comments

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The Trons are a band of robots from New Zealand.

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