Our two Malteses love to go to Petsmart to get a hair cut. Can’t you just hear the excitement in their whines?

This is a pitiful puppy.

From the now famous video of the drunk guy in a convenience store comes a much shorter remix…

Larry Goes To The Market

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During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

The motion she was referring to was to sneeze into your sleeve!

It’s football season and people get so excited about the beginning of the regular season and I hear about how “quarterback blah blah” is really good this season and how they really like this this specific player… But for me I can’t get past the fact that most of those guys on the field are the same morons I disliked in high school and college.

Take off the colorful jersey and oversized helmets to fit their swollen heads and all you’re left with is a bunch of inflated kids. And to illustrate my point, I present a video of a typical conversation with said inflated kids.

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So the other day I was at church and I felt like dancing…

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Nirvana verses Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up

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If Spammers Wrote Cialis Ads (embedded video below)

via collegehumor

I am a horrible person, I know, but I’m just so jealous I didn’t think of it myself.

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